Mother Of The Year

I called in sick today because I did not feel well. Then I fled my house before the kids got home so I could mope convalesce without interruption loving attention from my children. My professional personal brand today is Schleprock¬†and my personal personal brand today is Peggy Bundy-meets-Amy from “Big Bang Theory.”

(My blogging brand today is Too Lazy To Post Pix Of Pop Culture References In Post.)

(I was recently trapped in a hotel room overnight with the TV tuned to TBS reruns of “Big Bang Theory,” which I had never watched at any length. I feel about it kind of like I feel about the Harry Potter novels – I recognize its merit on its own terms, but I do not need to read/watch further. And why must all the brainiac girls in these things be such uptight strivers, anyway?)