Hi! Thank you for following my blog! If you are an actual human being reading this, you may have noticed that I post irregularly. It might be a while before I get around to learning more about you. It’s not you, it’s me.
If you are an actual human who is not trolling me (or trying to sell me better search engine optimization or a better way of life), please comment on posts or interact with me on Twitter. Otherwise I will assume that you’ve bought into one of those “expand your reach and get thousands of followers” programs and leave you in peace.
If you are a performing artist or a writer and want a review, I will gladly accept review copies of your work as long as I don’t have to pay for ’em. The key thing to remember is “irregular posting.” I promise nothing. But I am flattered that you would like my opinion and I will try to give you a considered one.
If you are a media outlet (and technically, if you have a blog, you kind of are) and you want to quote or interview me, check out the bigger Disclaimers page. I take keeping my day job very seriously. But gosh, I would love it if someone wanted to interview me.